A desi origin steward came and simply asked the man to turn of the phone, when he didn’t, he asked again in a stricter tone “Sir, please end your call.” This chapter ended here and we prepared for take off.
I was on a flydubai flight from Dubai to Karachi. Before takeoff a man was allegedly engaged in phone sex with a woman, so an elderly couple next to him, returning from pilgrimage complained this, while captain has asked everyone to turn their phones on flight mode.
During take-off this man got up from his seat and started screaming in urdu first “ANKHEIN DIKHA KE KESAY BAAT KAR SAKTA HAI YEH MUJH SE?” (Meaning: How can he dare to scold me? or discipline me?…Literal meaning: How can he show me his eyes while talking?) and started screaming in english “HE SHOWED ME HIS EYES!” (not realizing the literal meaning is different from the actual meaning), “I KNOW THE PRESIDENT”, Stewards at the back screamed that he needs to sit down and they’ll come.
What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?
It was chaotic, yet entertaining, considering how a man used an urdu proverb to describe a situation but wasn’t able to communicate the same effectively in english, resulting in confusion, laughter and embarrassment. The passenger here was certainly at the wrong for overreacting unnecessarily.
At first, the head stewardess tried to understand why does the man have a problem with the steward’s eyes, but when the man would kept on screaming, she then scolded him by saying “If you don’t calm down and sit down peacefully on your seat, we will turn the plane back, only to have you arrested in Dubai, all just for you!” The man then calmed down and was peaceful in the remainder of his trip.
Once the seatbelt sign went off, 3 stewards including the head stewardess all rushed to him. It included the one desi(Indian or Pakistani origin) steward and 2 Europeans. The head stewardess inquired whats the matter? and the man said “HOW DARE HE SHOW ME HIS EYES?! I KNOW THE PRESIDENT!!” the stewards were very confused on this and tried their best to control their laughter and even inquired the steward “What did you show him? why is he bothered about your eyes?”. The desi steward shrugged in confusion and the passenger just screamed at him when he came near. It was a hilarious scene, yet uncomfortable.
Hello,hope y'all doin good, i came to Quora to share my strange story , a very weird one , a story when luck smiled at me ,maybe u will enjoy it , let's begin,have fun...
A year ago ,I was a real porn addicted(btw I was 18) ,but never had sex before, I don't have a gf I didn't try to find one even ,always thinking to go to find a sex worker but then I just don't , everyday watching different bodies getting fucked and everyday enjoying.
One day, I was watching porn, a big ass lady with big boobs ,just after seeing her the image of my female cousin poped in my mind, (let's introduce her : she's 35 years old , very big ass , nice boobs ,not very big but nice,always wearing tight clothes , she's divorced ) and I thought of me fucking her ,I never had sexual desires for her but now I do days went by and when I met her I was so horny ,I couldn't stay with the family cz my penis was clearly erected , I realized this is my first time I get horny for one of my family ,it not illegal in my country.well to make a long story short( if u want details just text me I will tell u 😊),I decided to give her signs that I want to fuck her,finally I decided to have sex and with my cousin , I thought it is the best beggining for me, i started touching her when I came across her in a narrow place , make her feel my hard cock when we hug , I thought it will hard and I will be ashamed but no , I felt nothing and she said nothing , probably she thought it was by mistake,anyways, I decided then to talk with her about sex, waited for her to be alone in a room and talk with her, I confessed everything about me watching porn and addicted..etc,she said it's normal and u are growing up and u must have sex,well at that time I was like whaaat????? Well I didn't control myself and asked her for sex ( horny like I Ve never been before) she said that she will think Abt it ,2 weeka went by then she called me ,telling that she reserved a room in a hotel and we meet tonight ,we met,and bruuhh, sex is great , I mean, I had to find a pirstitue ,what I was waiting for to have such a feeling ????, I will never forget that night, I started kissing her she was kissing hard ,she misses sex so bad , she sucked my dick and swallowed my semen ,I felt I'm in a dream , then when fucked ,her ass was very big and the anus was open ,didn't struggle to get my hard cock inside it , she was obviously missing sex , she was shouting ,fuck me yh fuck me , I go fast after every word until I cum , we did that 3 times , then we went to her pussy , using condoms I fucked her so hard the moans were higher , everything was perfect ,in the end I asked her to lick her body , licked pussy ,ass, boobs,then she sucked my cock until we sleeped ,all I know that she was dirty ,well before even having sex with her I knew she is an open minded woman , and a woman that looks that she donesnt know anything , but she knows everything, but never expected having sex with her ,well she was horny and that helped...but no one of us regretted that sex ever..
We still have sex from time to time ,and I started having sex with sex workers , joining threesomes..etc
If u want pics of her text me.
