What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:39

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice